J. Timothy King

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You Might Be a Libertarian if...

by Tim King Mon, 01/03/2000 - 04:00

You might be a Democrat if you believe that a school that can’t teach kids to read is qualified to teach them about sex.

You might be a Republican if you believe that this same school is qualified to teach them about God.

But you’ll become a Libertarian when you realize that only government monopoly schools have trouble teaching kids to read.

You might be a Democrat if you think tobacco smoke is more dangerous than AIDS.

You might be a Republican if you think marijuana smoke is more dangerous than tobacco.

But you’ll become a Libertarian when you realize that government agents are more dangerous than all of these put together.

You might be a Democrat if you believe guns cause crime but criminals don’t.

You might be a Republican if you believe new gun laws are bad but bad gun laws should be enforced.

But you’ll become a Libertarian when you learn of the thousands of Americans who are assaulted, raped, and murdered every year because their government has taken away their Right of Self-defense.

You might be a Democrat if you believe government welfare helps the poor.

You might be a Republican if you believe corporate subsidies bring economic prosperity.

But you’ll become a Libertarian when you notice all the political interests lining up for tax-funded hand-outs up on Capitol Hill.

You might be a Democrat if you believe a person has a right to sell porn, but not tobacco.

You might be a Republican if you believe a person has a right to choose his own employees, but not his own sexual orientation.  Click to continue »

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